Here's a teaser to keep you as anxiously waiting as I am.
What’s worse than losing your job? How about losing your life, your home, and everything familiar? I just wanted to work.
What did I get in return? A long fucking fall with a sudden stop.
Stranded on earth with little hope for survival and an eternity of banishment ahead of me, I did the only thing I knew—I worked
the jobs I could. Until I realized I’d been replaced. Then I got mad.
Eleven thousand years of fighting for my destiny had me broken, bitter, and ready to just give up. And then my best friend blew up
Fort Worth and screwed the entire universe in the process. Now I have to save his ass from everyone including the Guardians.
I hate Guardians—those intrusive vixens replaced me, took over my job, and left me utterly useless. But this one, Lavinia, she’s
almost as old as I am and she is starting to get under my skin. I can’t concentrate when she’s around—everything about her mystifies
me and why the hell do I remember her from before? She shouldn’t even exist! And certainly not in my memory.
